David and I were riding into school together today, as I'm borrowing the car of my carpool mates while they are in Laos for a school function.  (I get to go to Vietnam later for my own version...)

This morning, there happened to be a very large number of mosquitoes outside in the carport, so when we got into the car, it was loaded with the darn things!  So as we were driving, David was smacking them.

At one point, he said to me, "Dad, how many more do you have up there?" 

My response, "One or two."

David:  "Well, those must be the mosquitoes that stayed up there, because they know back here is the place of doom!"

Need I say more?  My kid has a very creative mind...